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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Take over the SCA
Your motive is a little bit more complex: I forgot it's a game
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Elizabethan?
Stage Two:
Next, you will seize control of Twelfth Night. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, goats, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Flamewar of Innuendo, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret HQ of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
Your objective is simple: Take over the SCA
Your motive is a little bit more complex: I forgot it's a game
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Elizabethan?
Stage Two:
Next, you will seize control of Twelfth Night. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, goats, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Flamewar of Innuendo, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret HQ of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
