Gacked from Andrew

[sanura]

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	× I don't watch much TV these days.  (DVD TV owns my life this summer.)	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (On occasion, when I actually need to see things that are far away.)	× I love to play video games.  (But watching's fun.)	× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Every year.)	✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	× I need/want money right now.  (Quite the opposite, actually. I'd probably be a better person if I did.)
× I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.  (I can't word.)	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	✓ I slept with a roommate.  (In the literal sense.)
✓ I have a hidden talent.  (I suppose modt of my talents are hidden to people who haven't seen them.)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Pecked? I'm not sure what that means. I'll check it on principle.)	× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (So much the no.)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.  (Also, so much the no.)	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.  (Ergh.)	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	× I've rejected someone before.  (Not a person, just a proposition.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future.  (Not planning on it, but then, when have I ever planned?)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.  (Don't we all?)	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Everything the HSC basses could think of to make alcohol appeal to me, but I couldn't swallow any of it.)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (Ha.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.	✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (Um, what? Sexuality? Career?)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (If by "go for" you mean "admire.")
× I study for tests most of the time.  (Phhh.)	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.  (Shoelaces?)	× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (Which is almost always. Restaurants and concerts in which I perform are the exception.)	✓ I have jumped off a bridge.  (A very small one. It was really more like a dam.)	✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (As soon as I think of one.)	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.  (I dunno, you kind of have to be in an office to copyedit. I don't mind pushing paper, as long as I don't have to fill out too many forms.)	× I went to college out of state.  (Out of the state I was born in, but I don't think that's what you mean.)	× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.   (XD)	✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people.  (Almost all of them are fictional.)	✓ I adore bright colours.  (Deep colors are even better. Colors of any kind, really.)	× I usually like covers better than originals.   (Again for the no.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (Never been.)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.	✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.  (Since this is one of two, I can indeed say that I do.)	✓ I talk in my sleep.  (Once.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (Well, decade more than century, but I could have stood the Renaissance quite well if I'd been male.)	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	✓ I wear a toe ring.  (It's been known to happen. Only ones I made, though.)
× I have a tattoo.	✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.  (Ew.)	× I'm an artist.  (I draw, I write, I act, I sing, I make things, but anyone who calls himself an artist is pretentious.)	× I am ambidextrous.  (I wish.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (There are a few, but my bed is adequately huge.)	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.  (I don't mind seeing other people naked.)	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.  (They're much nicer than my fingers.)	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.  (Only moderately.)	✓ I love hugs more than kisses.  (I don't really understand kissing.)
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.  (Sooo much the no.)	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (Sad games? WTF mate?)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (Only two, and not that proficient.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (Nyah. Vice versa I much prefer. I don't really like the way women look in anything.)	× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (Unpleased is not a word. Displeased is what you mean. And I usually couldn't care less.)	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.  (Not to my face.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.  (It wasn't poker.)	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (It was someone else's emotional problem.)	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.  (HAHAHA)	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.  (But if I get to know you, I may modify my judgement.)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (Sorry, already accomplished.)	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.  (Proficiency was not the question, here.)	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.  (They can be equally enjoyable, depending on the writer.)	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (This is obviously a tailored question.)
✓ I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (It goes with the obsessive nature.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.  (If you count my Iladi Radiel Kiranle'arai. And its accompanying four ankhs.)	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (I really don't know how to do otherwise.)	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (Ah, majorities. As a member of the tiny minority of classical musicians, and the subminority of contemporary composers, this amuses me.)
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.  (Yay for anaesthesia.)	✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (Depending on the people.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.  (No words for the excitement. Egypt, Rome, Eire, India... Agh. Proto-Indo-European! Dinosaurs!)	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.  (Empathic? That would be awesome. Empathetic is what I think you mean.)	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (I don't play that often, but Robert does and I sometimes go see his game.)	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.  (Well, not exactly three, but I assume you mean three or more.)
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!  (That would be cool.)	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day.  (On occasion.)	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.  (Pride is not my aim.)
× I need more time to myself.  (I have as much as I choose. It's nice.)	× I wish I was more open-minded.	✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey.  (That would be cool.)
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.  (It's all right.)	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.  (Hah.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.  (Or that I am.)	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.  (Hate seems like an awful waste of resources.)	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.