Bill:

[sanura]

Bill, you're a lech and a terrible speller, and you can't expect to understand the show if you miss the entire second act.



Bill: Well iot wsas good ..I think you might have a future in music and acting....!! Tho I think you enjoyed that kiss way too much..
Me: Obviously you were deceived by my amazing acting skills. I don't understand the appeal of kissing
Bill: i missed the 'nude' scene if there was one.,..
Bill: Silly girl...you would understand if you were gently kissed and shown how to kiss and and then romantically kissed which invariably leads to funner stuff... ,,is that a technical term...'funner stuff'??
Me: No.
Bill: lol.
Bill: yess..u will learn one day..
Me: Well, considering that Dan's gay, he usually has slightly painful stubble, and we have to think about the blocking during the kiss, I take it as a compliment on my acting skills that you thought I enjoyed it.
Bill: I could give you some pointers if needed...and wanted...hehe!
Bill: lol..well it was funny when you wiped your mouth....was that supposed to happen?
Me: No, that wasn't Dan. That was Drew, who plays Rick. And yes, it was supposed to happen. We didn't even actually kiss, there. The one that comes later is supposed to be much more genuine. How early did you leave? Did you see the bestial orgy? Cause the kiss I try to make convincing is during that scene.
Bill: hmmmmmm..noo I missed that...soo you kissed bat boy??
Me: Most definitely. Made out with him, had sex with him under a sheet, and woke up and offered him my blood.
Bill: o m g..I did miss that..is taht where the nudity is supposed to be??
Me: There wasn't really much; I had a clingy slip, he had his overshirt off.
Bill: hmmm..OK..soo does Bat Boy make it the whole show as they wanted his ass and dad was sneaky in killing that girl..making it look like Bat Boy!
Me: Almost everyone dies but me. I sing by myself at the end and then everyone is resurrected to sing the moral
Bill: OHH shit..I must see this again..

Comments

[rachmaninof.livejournal.com]

wow...he kinda sucks. unless he's actually a friend, in which case, he just mildly sucks.

you're right about the bad spelling.

[sanura.livejournal.com]

Well, he was actually a friend.. I've known him since I was in middle school, and he only started sucking when I turned 16 or so. What's especially sad is that his 14-year-old son has almost none of the juvenile netspeak and misspellings that he does.

[pisces3jen.livejournal.com]

Hmm how old is he again?

[sanura.livejournal.com]

He just recently turned 51. And he's known me since I was in 7th grade.

[signorinakatina.livejournal.com]

It's BILL! I wrote an entry about him a while back. Check it out:

http://signorinakatina.livejournal.com/97134.html

[music-dissident.livejournal.com]

Some people don't grow up, do they? That looks almost exactly like 13-year-old netspeak. And so much the ellipsis abuse.

Bill: i missed the 'nude' scene if there was one.,..
Bill: Silly girl...you would understand if you were gently kissed and shown how to kiss and and then romantically kissed which invariably leads to funner stuff... ,,is that a technical term...'funner stuff'??
Me: No.
Bill: lol.
Bill: yess..u will learn one day..
Me: Well, considering that Dan's gay [. . .]
Bill: I could give you some pointers if needed...and wanted...hehe!

That's special.