Avast! I bailed me bilges out of Kuspa's recital; if'n it warn't the lilyliveredest act of composition I seen, I'll eat it. Do me good, prob'ly, more fiber'n I've had this day. Chili fer breakin' me fast and a cookie from the pile at high noon. I baked up a batch of 'em fer the lads sufferin' through the squall of a Latin test in t'afternoon (I've long hoisted sail on that one, attendin' only fer the pure joy of declensions and conjugations in good company).
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