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Me:I fail to see the origin of this quite diabolical fun, but I completely acknowledge its existence.
Tony:let's just enjoy the ride
Me:Said Satan to the Whore of Babylon
Tony:You need some kind of therapy... hahaaaaaaaa
Me:Why? Why can't I just degenerate into madness like any respectable musician/artist/writer?
Tony:I didn't think there was any more room for you to degenerate... hmm.. nabil is being so quiet
Me:He's probably pulled a brb without the warning. he does that sometimes
Me:I'm functional. I could become a gibbering wreck and have to be institutionalized, and what would you do then?
Tony:I see... we pay have just pushed him over the edge... although I've not been hit by true inspiration yet... I'm sure they would give you AIM service there in return for sexula favors or something... be creative
Me:sexula...
Tony:wowie..
Me:that's a Latin diminutive/affectionate for little sex,sex meaning one of the organs
Me:Siiiii puer cum puellula moraretur in cellula... felix coniunctio
Me:good ol' dirty song, but it teaches diminutives well
Tony:erm... okeedokee... I get the impression that Nabil has gone away for good.. and I haven't been hyper enough to say anything memorable.. too sad
Me:too sad?
Tony:he left... I'm sad
Me:I see. I'm just not enough for you anymore.
Tony:I didn't get to be effectively mean... right ryan. Bitching at you just doesn't fill my void these days.
Me:I was going in more the direcction of... oh, this is awful: "you're too much of a man (a pretty man, but a man still) for just one woman.... you need a pseudoeurotrash model wannabe too, and I can understand that."
Tony:yay! Ryan said I'm pretty! My work here is done.
Tony: :-)
Tony:hee.. you know nabil could never replace you ryan! I mean.. gah.. he was waay too easy to freak out
Me:And he tried every time to pretend he wasn't
Me:"I know it was a joke", seriously. And he knows me well enough to know it had to be a joke, but was still obviously taken aback. Have I showed you the cog movie?
Tony:That was beautiful... oh does he? Hee... next time I'll be sure to mention your Smut Princess title... nope
Me:sure I have
Tony:Hmm... well fuck ryan maybe you have. I dunno...
Me:It's a Honda commercial, starting out with a cog rolling...
Tony:Oh yeah!
Me:fuck ryan? I didn't know you felt that way
Tony:You did... I just feel like cursing damn it
Tony:It's not just a feeling.. primal instict baby
Me:Well, if you're going to mean it in the way I'm sure you meant it, you gotta use your commas in the right place, darling. Forms of address require one on both sides
Me:Otherwise you might end up meaning something else and having to go through with it, and I'm sure you don't want that
Tony:I can't pick a dirty enough joke at them moment.. so I'll stop. By the way- darling? baby? That's getting amusing... mel would die
Me:At least not until later in the year when I've had a chance to get closer to Mel's size so you can fantasize that it's her you're making long passionate love to
Me:there ya go
Me:she would have just had a hemorrhage befrore
Me:now her death is certain
Tony:So is hell after this convo...
Me:Well, duh. As Satan and the Whore, it's our obvious retreat
Tony:let's just enjoy the ride
Me:Said Satan to the Whore of Babylon
Tony:You need some kind of therapy... hahaaaaaaaa
Me:Why? Why can't I just degenerate into madness like any respectable musician/artist/writer?
Tony:I didn't think there was any more room for you to degenerate... hmm.. nabil is being so quiet
Me:He's probably pulled a brb without the warning. he does that sometimes
Me:I'm functional. I could become a gibbering wreck and have to be institutionalized, and what would you do then?
Tony:I see... we pay have just pushed him over the edge... although I've not been hit by true inspiration yet... I'm sure they would give you AIM service there in return for sexula favors or something... be creative
Me:sexula...
Tony:wowie..
Me:that's a Latin diminutive/affectionate for little sex,sex meaning one of the organs
Me:Siiiii puer cum puellula moraretur in cellula... felix coniunctio
Me:good ol' dirty song, but it teaches diminutives well
Tony:erm... okeedokee... I get the impression that Nabil has gone away for good.. and I haven't been hyper enough to say anything memorable.. too sad
Me:too sad?
Tony:he left... I'm sad
Me:I see. I'm just not enough for you anymore.
Tony:I didn't get to be effectively mean... right ryan. Bitching at you just doesn't fill my void these days.
Me:I was going in more the direcction of... oh, this is awful: "you're too much of a man (a pretty man, but a man still) for just one woman.... you need a pseudoeurotrash model wannabe too, and I can understand that."
Tony:yay! Ryan said I'm pretty! My work here is done.
Tony: :-)
Tony:hee.. you know nabil could never replace you ryan! I mean.. gah.. he was waay too easy to freak out
Me:And he tried every time to pretend he wasn't
Me:"I know it was a joke", seriously. And he knows me well enough to know it had to be a joke, but was still obviously taken aback. Have I showed you the cog movie?
Tony:That was beautiful... oh does he? Hee... next time I'll be sure to mention your Smut Princess title... nope
Me:sure I have
Tony:Hmm... well fuck ryan maybe you have. I dunno...
Me:It's a Honda commercial, starting out with a cog rolling...
Tony:Oh yeah!
Me:fuck ryan? I didn't know you felt that way
Tony:You did... I just feel like cursing damn it
Tony:It's not just a feeling.. primal instict baby
Me:Well, if you're going to mean it in the way I'm sure you meant it, you gotta use your commas in the right place, darling. Forms of address require one on both sides
Me:Otherwise you might end up meaning something else and having to go through with it, and I'm sure you don't want that
Tony:I can't pick a dirty enough joke at them moment.. so I'll stop. By the way- darling? baby? That's getting amusing... mel would die
Me:At least not until later in the year when I've had a chance to get closer to Mel's size so you can fantasize that it's her you're making long passionate love to
Me:there ya go
Me:she would have just had a hemorrhage befrore
Me:now her death is certain
Tony:So is hell after this convo...
Me:Well, duh. As Satan and the Whore, it's our obvious retreat
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